After years of slowly building my collection, I finally have all of the original, first 22 books in the Give Yourself Goosebumps series. I'm fine capping my collection at this point, since the rest of the books in this series use a different cover format that I don't really like, nor have any nostalgia for.
I read (or reread) all 22 of these first books in the series in twenty days. I made sure to read each book more than once, trying out the (usually) two main story paths. If I died too early though, I backed up and followed a different choice until I felt like I got a good amount of each story. I would guess on average I read about 40-45 pages of each story path, so this is about 90 pages of each book. I did not read every story path or choice, which of course might have shaped my ratings. If I rated one of your favorites low, maybe I just got a lame story path.
Overall, I think these books were much wackier than I remembered from my childhood. I was expecting some RL Stine cheese (which there was much of, including many, many bad puns), but I was surprised at how... not scary, a lot of these stories were. Not that Goosebumps is really "scary" in general. But in a lot of these, the "horror" almost felt like an afterthought. Stories like Scream of the Evil Genie, Secret Agent Grandma, and Little Comic Shop of Horrors, among others... the stories felt like we were dipping more into fantasy and sci-fi, than horror.
That said, I was not expecting much from the books. And it took a lot for me to give a book a bad score. The main things that soured my experience were whenever I lost the feeling that I was in the story, or the book didn't deliver the on the premise of the title/summary. This usually happened during the many, many, many random scene jumps in the series. The amount of trap doors, giant slides, or characters walking through a doorway and inexplicably finding themselves in another location was shocking, to me. For example, in Attack of the Beastly Babysitter, if you do the Games story path with Dare, you find yourself jumping from one random location to another, including: a black void, a desert, a frozen lake, and a medieval castle, all the while fighting off tattoo-monsters...? Like, sure. But none of that felt like I was in a scary babysitting story, so that took me out of it. That might have been the worst story path of the series that I read, but the book's other side with Zoe taking you to KidScare with the rats was better and saved it from being the worst book. Very "evil Chuck E. Cheese" vibes, which was fun.
On my last slide, I made a list of recurring elements I noticed in the series. This was very inspired by John Wolfe's "Revisiting Goosebumps as an Adult" youtube series, where he rereads/rewatches the original books/tv show and has created a "GooseBingo" with the audience to keep track of the tropes. Feel free to use these to make your own "Give Yourself GooseBingo" or make a very dangerous drinking game.
The tiers I posted are roughly ranked best to worst, but a lot could move around. Overall, my favorite book was Escape from Camp Run-for-Your-Life; bordered into the sci-fi, but the camp elements were fun and I always loved the camp Goosebumps books. My least favorite was The Knight in Screaming Armor; weird random scene jumps (walking through the museum box and suddenly being on an English moor with gnomes or pixies or something dancing around... and the whole "Good Knight" and "Evil Knight" choice was strange... could have been much more organic).
I give the series a decent B- overall. Would love to hear others thoughts. What's your experience with these books? Has it changed since childhood?