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CPWA Octane 7/22/26
The show opens with a moment of silence for the late Kaylee Hottle, Brenda Ficker, Siva Afi, Sarah Mataele, Hal Williams, Kohen Wiley, and Latoya Malcolm.







The moment of silence ends, and we open on a recap of last week's main event featuring "Mr. Handsome," Michael Thomas, taking on Prince Kimo. The main event went back and forth with the momentum swings, but the majority of it saw "Mr. Handsome" dominating and goading the Tokyo crowd. Just when it looked like "Mr. Handsome" was about to win the match with Ode to Handsomeness, "JP Tha God" Johnny Paganiban distracted the referee, causing "Mr. Handsome" to confront him. This allowed "The Young Ruler of the Islands" to go for the roll-up, only getting a 2-count. Kimo then hits an X-Factor on "Mr. Handsome," followed by a Honolulu Hangover for the three-count pinfall. Afterward, we see the Marvelous Alliance, the Olympians, the Commonwealth, Muscle Force, and the Number 1 Cartel engaging in a wild brawl. The camera pans away from the skirmish, seeing Kahuna Maiavia knocked out.
Brian Kinsley: Wait a sec, Kahuna Maiavia is knocked out! Who could've knocked out the Big Kahuna? The camera remains on Kahuna Maiavia as the recap ends.

We then open with a 30-second intro highlighting all of the stars of CPWA as The Roots' "BOOM" plays in the background. The intro ends with Prince Kimo holding the CPWA Heavyweight Championship belt over his head, followed by clapping from the crowd.
Brian Kinsley: We welcome you to CPWA Octane. We are coming to you live from Portland, Oregon! Brian Kinsley, along with Anthony Harris, Sir Samuel Stewart, and Queen Sheba. We have a good card for you tonight. It's the go-home show before Independent Rebellion, and there's a lot on the line.
Anthony Harris: We have a couple of number one contender's matches for the CPWA Television and International Championships.
Queen Sheba: We also have "the Barcelona Beauty" Alejandra Moreno in action.
Sir Samuel Stewart: Our tour of the Pacific was great, but we're back stateside and ready to bring the ruckus. Let's take it to the ring!
We cut to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for...
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Announcer: With a 13-minute time limit.
Less Than Jake's "P.S. Shock The World" plays in the background.
Announcer: Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana, he is Jason Reynolds.
Men at Work's "Down Under" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Next, representing the Commonwealth, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, he is one-half of the Quebec Outback Connection, Remy LaCroix.
M.O.P.'s "Fly N***a Hill F***a" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Finally, from Brooklyn, New York, "The Hi-Fli Kid," Jerome Evans.
Match 1: Triple Threat Match: Jason Reynolds vs. Remy LaCroix vs. "The Hi-Fli Kid" Jerome Evans
The opening contest saw one-half of each cruiserweight tag team doing battle before their championship match at Independent Rebellion. The only highlights of this match were the high spots all three competitors took part in. The finish of the match saw Reynolds hit the Cajun Roller on LaCroix for the three-count pinfall.
4.0 out of 10 stars.
We cut to the interviewing area, where Chloe Martinez is interviewing Prince Kimo about who took out Kahuna Maiavia. Kimo says that he is adamant about finding out who is responsible for taking out Kahuna and demands answers. Kimo then calls out Lord Phillip Byron IV, seeing that he was closer to Kahuna's body when he was prone on the floor.
6.5 out of 10 stars for this segment: Decent segment for Prince Kimo
We cut back to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 13-minute time limit.
Summer Nights in Spain plays in the arena.
Announcer: Introducing first, representing Azteca Lucha Libre, from Barcelona, Spain, she is "The Barcelona Beauty," Alejandra Moreno.
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's "PONPONPON" plays in the arena as the crowd claps along to the beat and chants her name.
Announcer: And her opponent, from Yokohama, Japan, she is "the Orange Idol Princess," Aiko Yoshida.
Match 2: "The Barcelona Beauty" Alejandra Moreno vs. "The Orange Idol Princess" Aiko Yoshida
A slightly better match than the opener, though there were some stop-and-start moments between the two competitors. As much as the competitors tried to get out of first gear, the match tended to stall, leading to the finish, where Moreno hit the Shining Barcelona for the three-count pinfall.
4.7 out of 10 stars.
We cut to a graphic hyping up a number one contender's match for the CPWA International Championship between The Olympians' Devon Gatlin-Tyson, Muscle Force's Lion, the Number 1 Cartel's Money Mark, and the Marvelous Alliance's "Mr. Handsome," Michael Thomas. We then cut to a graphic hyping up a tag team match between the Newton Boys (Roy and Zechariah) and the Floribama Boyz (Jeremy and Kirk G). We then cut to a graphic hyping up a number one contender's match for the CPWA Television Championship between Muscle Force's Typhoon, the Number 1 Cartel's Kaine Harris, the Marvelous Alliance's Ivan Markov, and the Olympians' Ryan Phelps.
***Commercial Break featuring CPWA competitors in various commercials***
We return from commercial break, and we see the Commonwealth discussing among themselves how to deal with Prince Kimo. Lord Phillip Byron IV tells his cohorts that he will confront Prince Kimo over such accusations and tell his side of the story.
6.3 out of 10 stars for this segment: Decent segment for the Commonwealth and his lordship.
We cut back to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is a number-one contender's match for the CPWA Television Championship, scheduled for one fall with a 13-minute time limit.
"Virtual Voodoo" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Introducing first, representing Muscle Force, he is Typhoon.
Yonosuke Kitamura's "Lunatic" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Next, accompanied to the ring by his angel, Jessica, representing the Number 1 Cartel, from Oakland, California, he is Kaine Harris.
Red Army Choir's "The Artilleryman's Song" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Next, representing the Marvelous Alliance, from St. Petersburg, Russia, Ivan Markov.
Leo Arnaud's "Bulger's Dream" plays in the arena
Announcer: Finally, representing The Olympians, from Baltimore, Maryland, he is Ryan Phelps
Match 3: Number One Contender's Match for the CPWA Television Championship: Typhoon vs. Kaine Harris vs. Ivan Markov vs. Ryan Phelps
This was a chaotic brawl with three big men and a technical high-flyer in Phelps. Typhoon and Markov were the standouts in this match with their physicality, nearly getting the decision pinfall. The finish of the match saw Markov placing Phelps in the Markov Recliner, only for Kaine to break up the submission and hit Markov with the Death Valley Driver for the three-count pinfall.
6.0 out of 10 stars.
We cut to the backstage area, and we see Prince Kimo and Johnny Paganiban confronting Jordan Angle. Angle doesn't want to talk with Kimo and "JP Tha God" after seeing Phelps coming up short. Kimo and "JP Tha God" continue getting in Angle's face, forcing him to speak to them, which he does. Kimo asks Angle if Lord Phillip Byron IV attacked Kahuna Maiavia. Jordan Angle answers that he was too busy to see who struck Kahuna, thanks to his part in the feud. Kimo and "JP Tha God" end up walking away.
6.9 out of 10 stars.
We cut back to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is a number-one contender's match for the CPWA International Championship, scheduled for one fall with a 13-minute time limit.
Leo Arnaud's "Bulger's Dream" plays in the arena
Announcer: Introducing first, representing The Olympians, from Jacksonville, Florida, he is Devon Gatlin-Tyson
"Into Dawada" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Introducing first, representing Muscle Force, he is Lion!
Almighty 3's "To The Other MC's" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Next, representing the Number 1 Cartel, from Opa-Locka, Florida, he is Money Mark!
Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Finally, representing the Marvelous Alliance, from Palo Alto, California, he is "Mr. Handsome," Michael Thomas.
Match 4: Number One Contender's Match for the CPWA International Championship: Devon Gatlin-Tyson vs. Lion vs. Money Mark vs. "Mr. Handsome," Michael Thomas
This was by far the best match of the night. DGT was the real standout in this match, gaining nearfall after nearfall against his opponents with his patented split-second DDT. Lion and "Mr. Handsome" worked with the double-team tactics before deciding to turn against each other. The finish of the match saw Money Mark hit the Money Maker on DGT for the three-count pinfall.
8.5 out of 10 stars.
We cut to a graphic hyping up a match between Jake Odenkirk and Damien Angel. We cut to a graphic hyping up the fact that we will hear from Prince Kimo. We cut to a graphic hyping up a tag team match between the Newton Boys (Roy and Zechariah) taking on the Floribama Boyz (Jeremy and Kirk G.).
***Commercial Break featuring a commercial hyping up CPWA Independent Rebellion***
We return from commercial break, and we see "the Number One Pick," LeJuan Jones, walking around backstage. He is then confronted by Prince Kimo and "JP tha God." Kimo asks "the Number One Pick" about his involvement in last week's brawl that took out Kahuna Maiavia. "The Number One Pick" says that he was nowhere near Kahuna once the brawl began, but he did see Kahuna talking with Lord Phillip Byron IV, but couldn't figure out what it was. Kimo and "JP Tha God" leave.
7.5 out of 10 stars for this segment: Solid segment.
We cut back to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall with a 13-minute time limit.
Blake Shelton's "Good Ole Boys" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Introducing first, representing The Newton Boys, from the great state of Tennessee, they are Roy and Zechariah Newton.
LMFAO feat. Lil Jon's "Shots" plays in the arena.
Announcer: And their opponents, from the Panhandle, they are Jeremy and Kirk G., the Floribama Boyz!
Match 5: The Newton Boys (Roy and Zechariah) vs. the Floribama Boyz (Jeremy and Kirk G.)
A somewhat decent match that the Newton Boys carried. Roy and Zechariah cut the ring in half, preventing Jeremy from tagging in Kirk G. Once Kirk G. got the hot tag, he was on fire. During the match, Shelton Jordan of the Jordan Family interfered in the match, preventing Roy from using his slapjack. This allowed the Floribama Boyz to hit Zechariah with the Floribama Slamma (3D) for the three-count pinfall.
5.3 out of 10 stars.
We cut to the interviewing area, where Chloe Martinez is interviewing Lord Phillip Byron IV. His lordship says that he wishes to have an audience with Prince Kimo about what happened to Kahuna Maiavia and to tell his side of the story.
7.3 out of 10 stars for this segment: Solid segment from his lordship.
We cut back to the ring.
Announcer: Our main event is scheduled for...
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out" plays in the arena.
Announcer: Introducing first, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, he is "Big" Jake Odenkirk.
Marilyn Manson's "Disposable Teens" plays in the arena.
Announcer: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Lilith, from Hell, Michigan, he is Damien Angel.
Main Event: "Big" Jake Odenkirk vs. Damien Angel
A good ol'-fashioned match of two big meaty men slapping meat. Both competitors threw everything at each other, from clotheslines and stiff forearms to suplexes, dropkicks, and even diving cross bodies. A big brawl spilled outside of the ring, causing Lilith to get involved. Cassie Odenkirk would interfere in the match, helping her brother by fighting off Lilith. The referee threw the match, declaring a double count-out.
7.5 out of 10 stars.
We cut to a graphic confirming that we will hear from Prince Kimo.
***Commercial Break***
Brian Kinsley: This weekend, CPWA Independent Rebellion comes to you live from Seattle, Washington. Ten matches are on the card, including Prince Kimo defending the CPWA World Heavyweight Championship against Lord Phillip Byron IV. Next Wednesday, CPWA will be in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, for Octane.
Connor Price and Haviah Mighty's "Trendsetter" plays in the arena as Prince Kimo and Johnny Paganiban make their way to the ring. Prince Kimo and Johnny Paganiban enter the ring as Kimo grabs a microphone.
Prince Kimo: Last week, my uce, Kahuna Maiavia was taken out during a wild brawl involving five factions! One of those factions just happened to be the Commonwealth, and speaking of them, I heard that my opponent for Independent Rebellion, Lord Phillip Byron IV, wants to have an audience with me. Why don't you come on out and speak your so-called truth, Lord Phillip Byron IV.
Blue Blood plays in the arena as Lord Phillip Byron IV makes his way to the ring. His lordship enters the ring and grabs a microphone.
Lord Phillip Byron IV: Clearly, you still believe that I had something to do with Kahuna Maiavia being assaulted. I can assure you that I did call him over to speak pleasantries regarding our title match, but never once did I lay a finger on him.
The promo is interrupted as Salute The Heroes plays in the arena as "Marvelous" Marshall Anderson appears on the entrance stage.
"Marvelous" Marshall Anderson: Are you really going to believe what that lying blowhard says? For all we know, he may have told his lapdogs to do his bidding. Kimo, I know you don't have the best judgment, but seeing as the Commonwealth holds much of the gold in CPWA, what makes you think he doesn't have a plan to take your gold as well?
10 STARS FOR THIS SEGMENT!!!!!
Prince Kimo gets in the face of Lord Phillip Byron IV, verbally laying into him, while Johnny Paganiban looks on. Suddenly, members of the Marvelous Alliance slide into the ring, assaulting Kimo, Paganiban, and his lordship. The beatdown continues as "the Marvelous One" enters the ring and joins in. The rest of the Commonwealth, and even the Number 1 Cartel, rush to make the save, but the Marvelous Alliance exit the ring and up the ramp. "Marvelous" Marshall Anderson looks on, seeing the prone Kimo, Paganiban, and Lord Phillip Byron IV as Octane fades to black.
10 STARS FOR THIS SEGMENT!!!!!




