The street I live on is extremely crowded and densely packed with matchbox style 8 - 13 story buildings barely 3 meters apart.
Construction has been going on for the past 5 days because they decided our street needed fire hydrants, in a 40+ year old neighborhood.
There was a fire back in 2018 in one building, it took the fire truck 20 mins or so to just squeeze in and get close to the building, this was a furniture store so I don't even know if anyone made it out alive, the plumes of smoke coming out of the building made the sky dark.
Most of the fire hydrants are installed, but there are no "no parking" signs anywhere. There is a car parked 2" away from one hydrant that I can see, I imagine all the rest of them have cars parked close to them too.
So what happens if there's a fire now?
Firemen: "Quickly! We have to put the fire out!"
Other fireman: "Chill man, they can wait, let's find out who this car belongs to so we can reach the hydrant. You check that building, I'll check this building. Can you get me a can of Sprite from that store?"
*lights up a smoke*