r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 10h ago
Sometimes, David still could not believe his luck. He went from that lying snake Marcus, to THIS wonderful creature. It’s true love. 💘
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 21h ago
In his mind Kerry knew better than to listen to Dora's false promises and apologies, but he couldn't help how his heart raced when he saw her. His wings ached to embrace her; his treacherous tongue itched to form the words, "I forgive you. I love you." So he stopped it the only way he could think of
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/YawningBagpuss • 1d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Last year Joan was stuck in the closet. Now she’s celebrating her 50th birthday by belting out “Pink Pony Club” with the girls.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JustaTinyDude • 20h ago
After she cashed her settlement check, Tuleen took a road trip with, she thought, her best friends. They had tickets to a concert in Miani. But when she woke up alone the next afternoon in a marsh, who knows where, she wonderd if maybe Tom was right about her friends.
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She'd been tripping so hard she thought she was an egret.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 1d ago
To say Roger was making up for his shortcomings in his previous marriage was an understatement.
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Mindy attempted to hide her suspicion that Roger was being overly attentive, but unfortunately she had what her boss called "a very loud face."
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 1d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Steven relished his peanuts in the cabana next to the beach. Alone doesn’t mean lonely… (wait, where did everyone go??)
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/YawningBagpuss • 2d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Pete went clubbing in the hope of meeting a new lady. He soon realised he was too old for the normal crowd. Perhaps he should try a bingo club?
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 2d ago
The sun fell warmly, filtered through trees still wet with dew. Enid's feet padded gently across the pines so as not to disturb the forest in its idyllic slumber. Her sisters followed close behind. They first met in a support group for young divorcees. Those distant memories seemed almost alien now.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 1d ago
Willow always had an independent streak that her exes just could not manage to accept. It didn't matter now that she was done with marriage and choosing to live life on her terms.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Critical-Concert628 • 2d ago
Angry Bird Divorce His ex called him the devil for being bi and kicked him out. Now, he's making millions off his glare as a supermodel (he also has an impassioned twitter following who commiserate about ***** exes)
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/LadyFeckington • 2d ago
Angry Bird Divorce Brock chose violence when he saw Rachel’s new beau coming out of her apartment.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 2d ago
Angry Bird Divorce Recently, Jennifer has turned to creating some fairly disturbing “art.” She assures us it has nothing to do with her feelings toward “that a$@h0?3.”
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 2d ago
Not Safe For Other Species "Damnit, the one week in the summer I get Albert and this happens... I just had to be high brow and have an educational vacation. Now his step-dad will take him to Disneyland and I'll look like a chump yet again."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Critical-Concert628 • 2d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "Take me with you, I don't want to live without you" "We were married THREE WEEKS. YOU CAN'T EVEN DO LAUNDRY. GET OUT."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/BotGivesBot • 2d ago
When Frank fell out of the nest after a drunken night with the boys, Mildred squawked 'never come back!'. Frank suddenly realized he may have pushed her too far. He was no spring chicken after all, even if he looked it.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 3d ago
Your boss doesn't respect you? Get a promotion. Your husband won't listen to you? Get him into couples counseling. People won't stop littering in the park? Put up ANOTHER goddamn sign. Rhea's sick of asking an uncaring world to please stop pushing her around. From now on she's going to make it hurt.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 2d ago
Not Safe For Other Species Helen was a huge fan of the legendary Helen of Troy. However, Helen may have misunderstood TO WHERE her recent glowup might launch those mythical 1,000 ships.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 3d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Ramón was newly single (again), but this did not concern him. He was confident these latest photos will turn his Tinder profile into pure FIRE.🔥🌶️❤️🔥
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 3d ago
The big fight was moments away. Jack Dawson would take a dive to the newcomer Woody McPidge, then Spencer and Jack would would split the take and skip town. Things were getting too hot around here. Spencer glanced past the combatants and locked eyes with an unexpected face: his policebird ex. Damn.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Critical-Concert628 • 3d ago
Sharon was a bit of a late bloomer, but she was a proud lesbian and excited to show her new style to the world! She already had uhauled unsuccessfully with 3 men, surely her girlfriend of 3 weeks would be better?
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/YawningBagpuss • 3d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Phil can’t believe that he’s back living with his parents and sharing a room with his brother. If only Paula would take him back…
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Critical-Concert628 • 3d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle After losing all his hair in a work accident, Nando had been abandoned by his wife. Fine, Linda. He was about to start a restaurant and podcast empire. Hit him up on if you're single and want a successful, handsome, passionate man (not on Tinder though, he hates fire now)
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 3d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Sophia decided to go all out. Gorgeous all-over color…highlights AND lowlights. A unique outfit. Her “bedroom eyes.” She hoped a good, old-fashioned photo shoot was exactly what a Hatch.com profile needed these days.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 3d ago
"Damn. I thought the courthouse was only 15 minutes away. Why does it feel like I haven't moved in 30 minutes."
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