r/carscirclejerk Apr 25 '26

If you are in here trying to push Russian propaganda or bashing Ukraine, you will be banned.

635 Upvotes

We saw a sudden surge of a few thousand people in January (this happens every election year) and they are Russian trolls. If you are found pushing anti-Ukrainian/pro Russian talking points you will be banned.

I apologize to our regular users as it will take a few months for them to give up, but when they find they cannot radicalize people here they will move on.

Edit: This does not apply to Russian vehicles, the Lada did nothing wrong and has a special place in all of our hearts.


r/carscirclejerk Jun 24 '18

We have a new rule: Don't be a dick.

472 Upvotes

This subreddit is getting more active, and as such there are more posts and more interactions with people/mods from /r/cars.

The rule is simple: Don't be a dick.

I don't care what the person did, what you think they deserve, or what their track record is, don't use personal attacks against people. It is that simple. This rule is very vague and is incredibly subjective and it will stay that way because comments will be evaluated at the mods discretion.

Here are some examples to clear it up:

What is okay?

  • This post. It is just a screenshot of what happened, and is not using personal attacks on individuals.
  • Asking someone's opinion or mentioning something that they did.

What is not okay?

  • Calling a specific person a bitch, cunt, incel, n*gger, faggot, or any slang terms commonly seen as derogatory. Keep the conversation civil, don't personally attack others.
  • Demanding someone explain themselves. This is not a court of a law, this is a circlejerk subreddit.

This subreddit is intended to be lighthearted, the only things at risk here are fake internet points, if comments get too personal/mean they will be removed. End of story.

That being said, these rules don't apply to the /r/carscirclejerk mods. You can say whatever you want about us.


r/carscirclejerk 3h ago

"I bought a truck 'cause it's safer. You hit my Fort F950 head-on with ur stoopid civic let's see who wins!" *Truck has the fender nudged gently at moderate speeds*

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394 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 6h ago

THAT SOCCER MOM IS ABOUT TO BUY A HEAVY CHINESE EV SUV THAT BEARS THE NAME OF A ONCE GLORIOUS BRAND (KNOWN FOR MAKING ANYTHING BUT THAT) INSTEAD OF A BROWNIE DIESELL MANUALE WAGONNE

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611 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 7h ago

What is the best looking exhaust all the time?

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633 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 3h ago

Why so much? Twingussy real cheap

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106 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 7h ago

The most based Yaris cross opinion

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117 Upvotes

Added again because the usernames were not blacked out.


r/carscirclejerk 15h ago

Least modified Civic

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294 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 6h ago

Am I allowed to drive a Chrysler Town and Country outside of rural areas?

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62 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 1d ago

Outjerked by r/PeterExplainsTheJoke

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1.4k Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 20h ago

Outjerked by facebook

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610 Upvotes

Smz 3dπŸ‘πŸ₯΅πŸ˜€πŸ”€πŸŽ¦β€οΈ is better than chargerπŸ‘ŽπŸ™„πŸ€¬πŸ”‹πŸ”ŒπŸͺ«


r/carscirclejerk 6h ago

Why's everyone complaining about this thing, seems pretty reasonable

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35 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 3h ago

What is the most sexiest looking vehicle all the time?

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17 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 17h ago

Jeeps are the pit bulls of the auto market, but not in the way you may think.

207 Upvotes

You jump onto the county humane society website and it's just wall-to-wall pit bulls. Some are mixes. Some are misleadingly labeled as "Labrador Retrievers." But they're all pit bulls.

You jump onto Edmunds.com and it's just wall-to-wall Jeeps. Want a manual 4x4? Your options are different colors of Wrangler. Want a bright color like orange or yellow? Which Compass were you thinking of getting?

It makes sense. Pit bulls are numerous, cheap, and easy to obtain. Backyard breeders aren't asking for references of your previous pet ownership. Jeeps are numerous, cheap, and easy to obtain. Stellantis can't be choosy about to whom they extend credit. They're Stellantis: Truly the puppy mill of automotive manufacturers.

Sure, some people set out specifically to get a Jeep or pit bull. But most just want something vaguely tough-looking to give them some street cred. That can be a big, jacked-up off-roader that handles like shit and is only used for grocery runs. It can also be a poorly-socialized dog with 300+ PSI of bite force that stays chained up alone in the back yard all day.

Either way, you're taking them back to the dealership/pound after 6 months once they grow a little older. By that time, they aren't quite as cute as when you first got them, and you realize that owning one is an actual responsibility.

Adopt, don't shop for Stellantis vehicles, you guys.


r/carscirclejerk 3h ago

UNOFFICIAL r/carscirclejerk Twingo Competition: Show Us Your Most Unhinged French Masterpiece

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14 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 3h ago

Outjerked by Amazon AI summary

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15 Upvotes

Everyone knows that red colour adds 100 hrspwrs


r/carscirclejerk 32m ago

guys is my tyre still good?

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β€’ Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 4h ago

Mazda Logo Tierlist

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11 Upvotes

https://tiermaker.com/create/mazda-logos-19696443

damn that 2025 Mazda logo is just so elite, really in line with the premium luxury cars they sell these days

edit: thanks to comments from Silly__goober5 and Bibab0b I have added additional logos


r/carscirclejerk 15h ago

Guys, new McLaren has leaked πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

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65 Upvotes

Once you see it you can't unsee it


r/carscirclejerk 1d ago

Disco-buchanka

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319 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 1d ago

Outjerked by r/mazda3

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371 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 3h ago

I just found a strange corner of the internet today

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6 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 5h ago

My Favourite GTer

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7 Upvotes

truly no better way to grand tourerering


r/carscirclejerk 4h ago

Outjerked by r/spongebob.

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7 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 19h ago

The world's fastest car.

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91 Upvotes