r/Bedding • u/usagi-ostara • 14h ago
Weirdest problem I've ever had.
galleryHi, sorry if this isn't the right place to go, I am completely clueless on Reddit and never post here, lol.
My duvet (cover AND insert together) has twisted itself from the corners in into some unholy tangle that is quite literally impossible to get out. And no, it wasn't in the dryer, and it wasn't because it wasn't secured on the corners. Actually, it's probably in part BECAUSE it was secured on the corners. My roommate originally tied the inside corners for me, and it's possible when they did the blanket was twisted, but they don't remember and I didn't see of course.
Over the course of the past few months (please don't judge me for not washing that frequently, I am disabled lol) it went from a tight twist on one or two corners to two hard knots that have eaten half the blanket and are twisted inside to the core. I can only describe it as it slowly imploding, or eating itself, or possibly being sucked into a 4th dimension beyond human understanding. The current shape of the blanket is quite frankly incomprehensible, as the original corners are completely gone inside the knot, and it is impossible to lay it out flat.
I thought I could unzip the cover it and tackle the tangle from the inside, but to my dismay found that both sides of the zipper seam are wrapped around and trapped in the SAME KNOT. So I can't even get it open to begin with. I sat there for an hour using a carpenter's nail to shove into the hole and use as a tension lever to unwrap it, but I'm not sure if I made any real progress, and the moment I took a break (with the nail still stuck in there), the NAIL got swallowed up into the knot too. I can feel it in there at least two inches deep.
Unfortunately I'm not a bedding nerd so I don't remember the brand or know all the "specs" of my duvet, but for what it's worth: The cover is a bamboo rayon, relatively cheap (but still significantly pricey to me) from Target, the insert is cotton from the same brand, both are full/queen. It has strings in the internal corners and halfway along the long sides to keep it from shifting during sleep, and while those were done up tight, it shifted internally a lot, even and especially before the twisting became a huge problem. Again, I believe the ties may have been done while the insert was a little twisted, and that's what's causing this problem. I guess the insert is desperately trying to reform back to its flat state with the ferocity of elastic?? Somehow???
I attached photos and described as best I can, but I don't know if anyone will understand anyway 😭 The appearances of the knots can only be described as "butthole-like" but you can feel they have a hard shaft that goes down into the center, and if I carelessly toss my blanket over myself sometimes it feels like getting hit with a softball. I genuinely don't know what to do about this. I'm mostly just baffled and curious if anyone has had anything like this happen before and/or has any insight on how this could happen?? I'm close to just cutting it open tbh.