I've never gotten high yet I feel so high. I'm pulling an all-nighter and I can't help but laugh at the thought of Alpha Pig from Super Why suddenly becoming a podcast bro. Get it! Because he has 'Alpha' in his name! Hahahah! Somebody save me

I never believed a complete stranger would ever gift someone an iPhone 17 Pro Max. Is there anyone out there willing to prove me wrong? 😅

Just had my own little talk therapy sesh with an AI. I get theyre not a real therapist but really you don't neex therapy you need friends. People are hard on themselves and it seems to be a epidemic of people missing the signs when someone just needs a hug. While the AI can't give you a hug, a positive voice that WON'T give up no matter how melodramatic you might be in the moment is what everyone deserves to have but not everyone can muster for themselves in the moment.

When you receive a screenshot, you notice the battery percentage left, what do you make out of this information?

Why is it so important that you don't miss calculating something you don't comprehend?

Now wait, are you combining time and battery percentage to deduce something there Sherlock!

Even if never have made a theory out of the information, why do you keep wondering as soon as you know it's a screenshot?

Just why?...

Is it just me or we all like this?

After watching so many movies and books about time travel paradox, there's always the same aspect: once you get to know someone's future, they always force to either make it happen or not happen. Either way it's pre-destined meaning attempting to do so will only make it happen even more.

So this is the part where my theory comes in: Fortune tellers don't like telling the rest of the story to someone cause it'll ruin the timeline's natural way of running it's course, not in a forced, predestined way where fate will always end up in the same result regardless.

Real fortune tellers I believe affect the natural course of end term results of fate.

Let's say a person would die in a car crash.

Let's say Exhibit A said to the person what's going to happen and Exhibit B didn't.

Person from exhibit A, knowing that he/she will die in a car crash will attempt to stop it, doing so definitely led to his demise.

Person from exhibit B however, didn't hear about the future still died from car crash but from a different method.

So you see, to a real fortune teller's perspective, telling someone's fate is like messing with the ecosystem's natural discourse. Paths become predictable once disclosed. Predictability can get boring easily.

What are your thoughts.

Why is 'bade log' used for addressing or teasing someone with better finances/money and 'chote log' used for addressing or teasing someone who has a bad character regardless of their financial status?

I think it would be a mind with a neurological disorder specifically ADHD it would be a nightmare to go through with rapid fire thoughts and everything changing quickly

I have someone in my life who I love dearly, and they don't love me back.

It's not for lack of trying I'm just a bad person I guess. Everything I do does nothing but piss them off and they tell me that I just have to work harder at being a functional member of society and it'll get better. Only catch is that I am just as functional is everyone else but they don't like my quirks. Sometimes I feel like a dog, i just want love and affection so bad but I'm just choosing all that non-dog people to get it from.

Which beings me to the actual problem i just can't make my dreams come true. There's no reason I shouldn't make a million dollars, there's no reason I shouldn't be more successful other than me not believing in me. And I'm never gonna put myself around the "right" people when I'm telling myself I'm a piece of shit because the people that care about me think I'm being a piece of shit.

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Christian people say jesus is always with us and that heaven is within us. I feel like I am nothing and I am alone, I just don't want to keep having to tell myself it gets better and it's not....

My friend told me this a while ago and I’m still confused. Is an orange orange because oranges or orange or orange is called orange because orange oranges are orange but if oranges are called orange because orange is orange then should an apples be called red and bananas, yellow, or should yellow be called banana and red should be called apple either way femboys are still better

If I crack, my mom and my dad cracks my sister and then my dad cracks my other cousin and then my mom cracks the dog. What does that make us in the family?

All legal contracts would be pointless - they'd find all the loopholes.

as a father of two, I can attest they find loopholes in every freaking thing.

Howard booked him for that mermaid movie with Darryl Hanna, Apollo 13 and many others

Could everyone benefit from therapy or is this just patients trying to normalize therapy?