r/whatisit • u/AmoebaSuccessful3393 • 6h ago

New, what is it? What are these little plastic things i have found in my sons room

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I have found a few of these little plastic things scattered around my 15 year old sons room, and was wondering what they are?

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u/DasDuckHead 5h ago

You think you're old? I jerked it to cave paintings hiding behind my woolly mammoth

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u/snuffy_smith_ 3h ago

Eh youngins….

I was jerking off waiting around for the next amoeba to progress enough to grow some kind erotic tissue to gaze upon

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u/heatherelizabethm 3h ago

Underrated comment LOL 🏅