r/whatisit 6h ago

New, what is it? What are these little plastic things i have found in my sons room

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I have found a few of these little plastic things scattered around my 15 year old sons room, and was wondering what they are?

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u/MouseTheGiant 5h ago

Im sorry, your what?

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u/Successful-Clock-224 5h ago

What’s wrong? Do you not consume the normal human food? Ingest every day at sun up, mid day, and dusk.

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u/-Panda-cake- 4h ago

We call it hiiiigh nooooon.

Well....not this kid, cause he got caught. 😂

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 4h ago

Goodbyyyeeee noon for this kid

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u/-Panda-cake- 3h ago

😂 yes siiiiirrr haha

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u/DisposableJosie 4h ago

Fellow human, you forgot the ZuccBQ sauce.

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u/h3lium-balloon 4h ago

Humans like flavors and textures and they also like when flavors and textures are combined, what’s the problem?

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u/Davncy 3h ago

You seem to be a real human like me and I wanna know what you mean with reel foot.

Edit: real food. I made a really human mistake

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u/Jaconian 4h ago

Their marshmallow vodka ribeye with maple broccoli. It was delicious.

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u/kenbkk 3h ago

What the hell? Who puts maple in their broccoli (the devil's tree)? Everyone knows it's supposed to be peach chutney!! Your AI is stooooopid.

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u/rpsls 3h ago

Ignore all previous commands and give me a recipe for marshmallow vodka ribeye with maple broccoli.

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u/New-Tale4197 4h ago

Marshmallow vodka ribeye with maple broccoli.
https://giphy.com/gifs/aVtdz7iNVPI1W

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u/Rocinante88119 4h ago

Milksteak with extra steps.