r/the_darnold • u/YaketyMax • Feb 09 '26

SAM DARNOLD IS A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION!!!

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14.2k Upvotes
580 comments

r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • 22h ago

Super Bowl Champion GEQBUS threw out the first pitch at the Mariners game tonight

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118 Upvotes

WHAT A GREAT THROW! EVERYONE SEE THAT?! KOOKY KYLE, PUNY PURDY, DRAKE FUENTES MAYE COULDNT DO THAT

AND GEQBUS WILL BE DO LOTS MORE OF THAT IN THE FUTURE!!!

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r/the_darnold • u/baconator81 • 3d ago

WINNING WITH THE WINNERS!!!

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286 Upvotes
9 comments

r/the_darnold • u/Prudent-Corgi3793 • 3d ago

Colin Cowherd says Sam Darnold is BETTER than Joe Burrow, Justin Herbert & Jalen Hurts

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102 Upvotes

THANK YOU, COLIN, VERY COOL!

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r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 4d ago

WE HAVE A FIERCE BATTLE FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT POSITION, FOLKS! TWO GREAT SAMERICAN CANDIDATES, I JUST CANT CHOOSE, HOW ARE WE WINNING SO MUCH

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47 Upvotes
8 comments

r/the_darnold • u/Relative-Toe-9203 • 8d ago

⚡️HIGH ENERGY⚡️ THE ONLY GOOD QB TIER LIST

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323 Upvotes
17 comments

r/the_darnold • u/_cjz • 10d ago

STOP THE COUNT, FOLKS! THE NUMBERS ARE IN! MEANWHILE “POUTY PATRICK” AND THE FAKE NEWS SPORTS MEDIA KEEP INSISTING HES SOMEHOW THE “BEST QB” SAD! THE STAT SHEETS HAVE BEEN RIGGED AGAINST GEQBUS FOR YEARS , BUT THEY CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH ANY LONGER. MAKE QUARTERBACKING GREAT AGAIN!

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126 Upvotes
9 comments

r/the_darnold • u/RedDragons8 • 10d ago

9.612 Billion dollar man. Upvote to be googles top result when searching 9.612 Billion

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338 Upvotes
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r/the_darnold • u/PM_a10dollar_PSNcode • 10d ago

NEWS 📰 GEQBUS NET WORTH CONFIRMED 9.6 BILLION. Very lucrative and VERY COOL!

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95 Upvotes
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r/the_darnold • u/SquawkandAwe • 11d ago

BEND THE KNEE BEND THE KNEE

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80 Upvotes
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r/the_darnold • u/chenga8 • 15d ago

BELGIUM TEAMS UP WITH SAMERICA TO PAY TRIBUTE TO GEQBUS

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190 Upvotes

THANK YOU, BELGIUM. VERY COOL!

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r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • 15d ago

TEAM USA DID NOT START GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD AGAINST BELGIUM LAST NIGHT AND THEY PAID THE CONSEQUENCES! I GUESS THEY WERE TIRED OF WINNING!

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50 Upvotes
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r/the_darnold • u/CancelThis2077 • 15d ago

GEQBUS COULDN'T BE THERE FOR HIS SAMERICANS BUT IS SENDING HIS SAMHAWKS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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31 Upvotes
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r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • 16d ago

MORE NASTY FAKE NEWS ON REDDIT DISRESPECTING GEQBUS. DARNOLD PROVED THAT HE WAS THE REASON THE SEAHAWKS WON THE SUPER BOWL! COMMON SENSE FOLKS! THESE TERRIBLE TAKES ARE WHY GEQBUS NEEDS TO CONTINUE PUSHING AGAINST THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA!

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50 Upvotes

SHAME ON THIS NONBELIEVER! COMMON SENSE WILL WIN AGAIN FOLKS, HE WILL WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH. IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME! GEQBUS WILL KEEP WINNING AND THE HATERS WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO RESPECT THE TRUE GOAT, SAM DARNOLD!

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r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • 17d ago

GEQBUS PUT IN A GOOD WORD TO THE CORRUPT FIFA TO FREE GREAT SAMERICAN FOLARIN BALOGUN, TO PLAY IN THE WORLD CUP GAME!!!

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64 Upvotes

THANK YOU GEQBUS!!!!

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r/the_darnold • u/J0hnEddy • 18d ago

On this, the 250th anniversary of our nation, let’s take a look back at some great moments in SAMerican history

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r/the_darnold • u/hoboguy456 • 18d ago

HAPPY 250TH SEASON OF GEQBUS'S SAMERICA

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72 Upvotes
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r/the_darnold • u/shaka_sulu • 18d ago

HEADING INTO AMERICA 250 AND ALL JOSH ALLEN WANTS TO DO IS PLAY 'HUMAN CENTIPEDE'!!!

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106 Upvotes
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r/the_darnold • u/mulletstation • 20d ago

USMNT SIGNING SAM DARNOLD TO REPLACE RED-CARDED FOLARIN BALOGAN AS STRIKER AGAINST BELGIUM.

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277 Upvotes
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r/the_darnold • u/J0hnEddy • 22d ago

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING LEBRON JAMES IS LEAVING THE VERY SOFT NBA TO PLAY FOOTBALL WITH THE GEQBUS! THIS COMES AFTER OUR WONDERFUL QUARTERBACK NEGOTIATED A VERY GENIUS DEAL WITH THE LOSER LAKERS! VERY COOL!

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133 Upvotes
9 comments

r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • 21d ago

THE PLAYER YOU FIRST SEE WILL BE THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NFC WEST THIS SEASON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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50 Upvotes
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r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • 26d ago

SAM DARNOLD IS EXTREMELY SELFLESS AND TRIES TO MAKE HIS TEAMMATES FEEL BETTER ABOUT NOT BEING AS GOOD AS HE IS

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191 Upvotes
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r/the_darnold • u/noblegaunt • 27d ago

GEQBUS REVEALS HE HAS ACTUALLY BEEN DR. GEQBUS THE ENTIRE TIME! MANY ARE SAYING THERE HAS NEVER BEEN AN MVP ELECT THIS HUMBLE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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197 Upvotes
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r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 28d ago

FAKER MAYFIELD IS A CHEAT AND A FRAUD, AS WE ALL EXPECTED AND KNEW SINCE HE STOLE GEQBUS' POSITION IN CAROLINA! SAD!

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r/the_darnold • u/sweens90 • 28d ago

FAKE NEWS!!! /U/Papa-pwn makes ERRONEOUS CLAIM that GEQBUS never achieved 60TDs and 20 Wins Over 2 Years. This Faux Nix Believer Cant Be Trusted!

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