r/mildlyinfuriating • u/violet_evergarden8 • 12h ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Neighbor across installed a camera on their railing pointed directly at my bedroom window

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u/OutrageousRhubarb853 11h ago

I can help you with that, what colour of boxers do you want me to wear?

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u/DeathByOrgasm 11h ago

I bet youre not disgusting!

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u/OutrageousRhubarb853 10h ago

I stand by my offer.

I’m confident in my own skin, well confident enough to write that joke, and probably even confident enough to follow through with it.

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 9h ago

Confident enough for leopard print budgie smugglers?

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u/OutrageousRhubarb853 9h ago

I have budgie smugglers but not leopard print ones like Mel Harvey.

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u/DeathByOrgasm 10h ago

Then I vote turquoise.

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u/UrineLuck151 9h ago

Nothings less sexy than Purple mountains majesty

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u/DrownmeinIslay 9h ago

🎶All my happiness us gone🎶

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u/OutrageousRhubarb853 9h ago

Those would need a specific purchase. Do you have a preference for the cut of these boxers?

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u/DeathByOrgasm 6h ago

Boxer-briefs please!

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u/OutrageousRhubarb853 6h ago

I’m content to have at least made contact with my eventual murderer, I just hope you live up to your username.

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u/SaintJesus 8h ago

If you're serious then my vote is sheer.

Not a color, but so breathable it's like you're wearing nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

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u/OutrageousRhubarb853 8h ago

I’m sure I have pj bottoms that would fit this request. If you can see through, why does it matter how long they are?

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u/SaintJesus 36m ago

Ooh, delighted devilish.

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u/Little_View_6659 7h ago

Surprise me! (And now I’m worried about my dm’s lol)

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u/OutrageousRhubarb853 6h ago

How many times have you checked them?

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u/Little_View_6659 4h ago

Actually I hardly ever check them, so it will funny if in the future I check it and there are pictures of dudes in their undies.