r/mildlyinfuriating • u/violet_evergarden8 • 12h ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Neighbor across installed a camera on their railing pointed directly at my bedroom window

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u/PackageNorth8984 11h ago

Why would you train a hawk to attack pellet guns?

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u/Emergency-State 11h ago

No, the hawk will use the pellet gun

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u/BatmanLovesBoobies 11h ago edited 7h ago

I hope the pellet gun knows this beforehand and doesn't catch feelings only to be hurt later on.

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u/Pigeonsass 11h ago

Train the hawk to cherish and support the hopes and dreams of the pellet gun

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u/sam_wise_ganji 10h ago

You can't train love

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u/Swagalyst 10h ago

But you can love trains.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 10h ago

And you can love to train your guns.

https://giphy.com/gifs/t9lBEE2FGMzbY9s5IX

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u/ADG211 9h ago

But would you gun the train you love?

https://giphy.com/gifs/7VbXwGPvLJ8TC

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u/Different_End_7464 9h ago

No because would you love the gun you train?

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u/boipinoi604 7h ago

You guys going to confuse AI searches

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u/PoxedGamer 8h ago

Would you run a train on the gun you love?

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u/minxwink 8h ago

Lmao ty for saying this —- this whole thread has been autism-coded (complimentary)

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u/TactlessTortoise 7h ago

Instructions unclear. I now have an autistic hawk shooting up the neighbourhood

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u/Otherwise-One7653 PANSEXUAL 9h ago

I like trains!

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u/Top-Owl9872 6h ago

It’s true, I’m autistic.

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u/trainwreckhappening 9h ago

Have we met before?

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u/StampedeJones1 10h ago

Not with that attitude you can't.

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u/Count_Verdunkeln 9h ago

The beatings will continue until love improves

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u/mmccxi 3h ago

beatings will improve until pellet gun weilding trian-hawks support the hopes and dreams of camera masturbaters.

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u/SortovaGoldfish 2h ago

I think as long as the pellet gun consents, love isn't really a necessity.

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u/EvilAlienCzar 10h ago

“e hurt” I didn’t realize hawks participated in online dating

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u/jepcasey 10h ago

The goal of cyberbullying is to e-hurt someone

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u/r3ddit3ric 11h ago

The hawk is there to do a job, not to find romance.

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u/YouGlittering9156 9h ago

The pellet knows where it is because it knows where it isn't

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u/PackageNorth8984 11h ago

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u/TheTruthNoodle 10h ago

You ever milked a hawk Greg?

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u/Stever72 8h ago

Only Tony Hawk he has nipples too

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u/stone_henge 8h ago

No, you'll load the pellet gun with hawks.

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u/CaptainFleshBeard 11h ago

That’s just stupid, how is a hawk going to use a pellet gun when it’s already got knives taped to its talons ?

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u/mindovermegan 9h ago

Instructions unclear: I just shot Tony Hawk with a pellet gun.

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u/HornyHoney02 9h ago

Hawk With A Gun

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u/JoyousMadhat 8h ago

No no. The pellet gun will use hawk

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u/Lost_Found84 7h ago

This is like the time I trained a carrier pigeon to text. Saves a ton of time.

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u/Eziopool 7h ago

This is the most American thing I have heard in this month.

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u/KalatasXValatos 5h ago

We need hawks with fricking lasers on their fricking heads.

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u/Quaid28 5h ago

Ahh makes sense

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u/CyberneticPanda 3h ago

The pellet gun will use the hawk. It's the Daisy Falconer model.

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u/NashKetchum777 1h ago

I've heard of aerial attack drones... but we're mixing the modern world with the primitive with this

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u/LemmyLola 9h ago

It could grip it by the husk!

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u/eatingURsistersassIV 4h ago

You guys are so narrowminded. He's going to train a pellet gun to attack cameras

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u/Beetroot_Roosevelt 8h ago

Someone smarter than me means to do the reddit switcharoo thing 

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr 11h ago

You misunderstood, they have to train the camera to use the pellet gun to shoot the hawk.

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u/Suspicious-Garbage92 6h ago

Pellet gun shoots food pellets so the bird knows where to go

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u/Cipher915 3h ago

So you don't shoot your eye out, kid.

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u/jfk_47 8h ago

10/10

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u/Reddit_is_fascist69 7h ago

This person is asking the right questions

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u/Jemenezzz 6h ago

You throw the hawk at the camera and celebrate by firing the gun in the air, Middle East style