Amish selling their homegrown weed at a cannabis festival.

[u/No_Finger_218]

[u/_you_need_jesus_]

Then the devil laced the god intended pure Columbian cocaine with fent.

[u/stoopkid712 → u/_you_need_jesus_]

And in the 7th day, he freebased.

[u/kombuchaprivileged → u/stoopkid712]

God's coke problem got real bad. We had to have a ..... Divine intervention.

[u/Mech-Waldo → u/_you_need_jesus_]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was crack.