Amish selling their homegrown weed at a cannabis festival.

[u/No_Finger_218]

[u/Dred-I-Rastafari]

Yup, just like shrooms!

[u/momsauc_martini → u/Dred-I-Rastafari]

And God on the 8th day made cocaine. He was not stingy with it either.

“Go forth and pitch a stranger bad movie ideas in a nightclub”

[u/_you_need_jesus_ → u/momsauc_martini]

Then the devil laced the god intended pure Columbian cocaine with fent.

[u/stoopkid712 → u/_you_need_jesus_]

And in the 7th day, he freebased.

[u/kombuchaprivileged → u/stoopkid712]

God's coke problem got real bad. We had to have a ..... Divine intervention.

[u/Mech-Waldo → u/_you_need_jesus_]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was crack.

[u/Mando_calrissian423 → u/Dred-I-Rastafari]

And black tar heroin!

[u/Dred-I-Rastafari → u/Mando_calrissian423]

.... not exactly though...same with the 'caine... those are processed and don't exist without the help of humans...ya like what ya like though, no judgment if that's your thing

[u/JohnnyRelentless → u/Dred-I-Rastafari]

I would like a shroom outfit.

[u/Pseudofact → u/Dred-I-Rastafari]

Shrooms are not plants, they are fungi.

[u/Dred-I-Rastafari → u/Pseudofact]

Yeah, the response was not to that... but the one that I actually responded to... for clarity...I'm well aware of the distinction.