r/interesting • u/No_Finger_218 • 4h ago

SOCIETY Amish selling their homegrown weed at a cannabis festival.

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u/Training-Republic301 4h ago

We've been spending most our lives, livin' in an Amish paradise 🎶

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u/rozkosz1942 4h ago

Thanks fer that Jebediah

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u/Real-Document-6577 4h ago

…churning lots of butta’…
Raise a barn on Monday, soon I raise anuda’ Fool!

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u/Flatspikyspooooon345 48m ago

Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times humbled then thou art

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u/marcushoney 37m ago

I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife

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u/Raetheos1984 24m ago

I'm da pious guy da lil amlettes wanna be like on my knees day and night scorin' points for da aftalife!

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u/AlgaeDonut 13m ago

Jebehigha

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u/pieinthesky12 4h ago

Feel like one of the strains should’ve been named Amish Paradise.

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u/rozkosz1942 3h ago

And “Roof Raiser”

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u/free_is_free76 1h ago

"Ezekiel's Mind"

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u/Background-Camp8408 1h ago

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

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u/Gem420 52m ago

Ezekiels Mind would be a good strain name.

Even better, but a different angle, Ezekiels Wheel.

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u/Internet-Expert42069 35m ago

Nothing more American than God, weed, and ancient aliens.

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u/Cocky0 1h ago

🎶 I smoked chronic once or twice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
It's dank weed and sacrifice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We sell spliffs at discount price
Livin' in an Amish paradise 🎶

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u/disead 1h ago

Came here to write bars to find it had already been done. Imma be singing this in my head all day.

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u/nefastvs 29m ago

🎶Gramma flower: BOGO; live resin: half price
at Dispensary: Amish Paradise!🎶

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u/Substantial_Age4723 2h ago

I wake up praisin, god every day! I wanna roll some weed and smoke me a j!! Thank ya Jesus

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u/rozkosz1942 1h ago

Sippin on gin and juice, laid back