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SOCIETY Amish selling their homegrown weed at a cannabis festival.

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u/Financial-Solid-4775 4h ago

Genesis 1:29: "Then God said, 'I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food'".

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u/Beachboy442 4h ago

Gods Gift to Mankind....his children. Marijuana provides food, clothes n pain relief....all gifted to us by God.

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u/Dred-I-Rastafari 4h ago

Yup, just like shrooms!

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u/momsauc_martini 1h ago

And God on the 8th day made cocaine. He was not stingy with it either.

“Go forth and pitch a stranger bad movie ideas in a nightclub”

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u/_you_need_jesus_ 1h ago

Then the devil laced the god intended pure Columbian cocaine with fent.

u/stoopkid712 43m ago

And in the 7th day, he freebased.

u/kombuchaprivileged 29m ago

God's coke problem got real bad. We had to have a ..... Divine intervention.

u/Mech-Waldo 25m ago

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was crack.

u/Mando_calrissian423 56m ago

And black tar heroin!

u/Dred-I-Rastafari 54m ago

.... not exactly though...same with the 'caine... those are processed and don't exist without the help of humans...ya like what ya like though, no judgment if that's your thing

u/JohnnyRelentless 8m ago

I would like a shroom outfit.

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u/Pseudofact 1h ago

Shrooms are not plants, they are fungi.

u/Dred-I-Rastafari 56m ago

Yeah, the response was not to that... but the one that I actually responded to... for clarity...I'm well aware of the distinction.

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u/peelen 4h ago edited 3h ago

I'm not a big fan of "weed merch" (even though I use MJ daily), but some day I saw a poster:

God created weed. Man created booze. Who do you trust more?

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u/katastrofe_- 3h ago

Alcohol is a natural byproduct of fermentation. Humans did not invent fermentation, that's been a thing for hundreds of millions of years before hominids ever existed

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u/supazero 2h ago

swigs beer

I love you man!

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u/Own_Director_4442 1h ago

And then that byproduct was capitalized on by man. We exonerate and push a product we know to be extremely harmful to our overall health and it's incredibly addictive. Those who become addicted are treated like trash rather than helped.

Alcohol is not the problem, man is.

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u/peelen 3h ago

I mean... Rally? And the "God created" didn't ring your "acthually..." bell?

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u/FreshCherryLime 2h ago

I don't see why it would. God created the herb on day 3. Genesis 1:9-10.

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u/peelen 2h ago

Wait a minute. I was talking about Odin.

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u/FreshCherryLime 2h ago

Yes, and as I said, he created the herb from the hair of the giant Ymir.

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u/peelen 2h ago

In Genesis 1:9-10?

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u/FreshCherryLime 2h ago

Goodness no, Grímnismál.

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u/Prestigious-Shirt426 4h ago

What about poisonous water hemlock or the rosary pea? What was your god trying to accomplish with them?

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u/LOERMaster 4h ago

“Some of these seeds and plants will kill you. I leave that for you discover which”

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u/ImagineDragonsExist 4h ago

"Surprise lol"

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u/d3adpan67 2h ago

actually there was one fruit explicitly stated to be fatal

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u/Siaten 4h ago

Deuteronomy 29:18 warns against a "root that produces such bitter poison".

I'm not Christian, I just think it's fun to see if I can find something in the bible that can support any supposition. While it is a metaphorical use, it at least proves the point that people shouldn't go around harvesting poisonous roots.

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u/Prestigious-Shirt426 4h ago

You get all of the seed bearing plants, just be careful because some will kill you! 😝

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u/TundieRice 1h ago

Wow! Very specific, thank you God!

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u/Ok-Error-6564 4h ago

Ironically, Darwinism.

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u/Prestigious-Shirt426 4h ago

Thanks for the laugh.

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u/superbhole 1h ago

rosary pea

to be used in rosaries, duh

joking aside I just think they had a lot to learn about the natural world, and I think spirituality is complimentary to the natural world...

but of course, people may always take it too far or misunderstand the point entirely.

personally, when i try to condense it as much as possible into as few words as possible, my belief is: "god" was the vehicle for "good"

there really are altruistic and agapic people out there that wanted the idea of civilization to thrive, but they had to resort to a lot of different ways to get the point across and it still to this day gets twisted and manipulated by the very-much-not altruistic and agapic people

we still have a lot to learn from plant medicine and entheogens and how the pieces of the puzzle all fit together, including our history

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u/artificialevil 1h ago

Natural selection

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u/Palidin034 1h ago

“The dose makes the poison” - Paracelsus

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u/BoJackMoleman 4h ago

No, Nestle, Kraft and Tyson Foods.

u/AppliedKnetics 36m ago

literally a strain called God's Gift too.

u/MrTzatzik 18m ago

You can stretch it pretty far. You can say that everything was made by God so everything you produce was a gift from God. Including guns or chemical weapons. /a

u/telephas1c 16m ago

And of course a gift to 1930s US lawmakers who found themselves a heaven-sent fig leaf to throw brown peeps in jail...

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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 4h ago

And god created mosquitos and malaria and many other diseases that kill humans…

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u/Ok-Neighborhood-1953 4h ago

Pretty sure God isn't responsible for disease and things that harm the human body, mind, and spirit. Case and point, those things dont exist in heaven.

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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 3h ago

Didn’t god create everything?

So…now Christians believe in a second creator?!

You people always love to say god isn’t responsible for any bad things…

Then you say that only god can create…

Then you ignore the fact that during Passover god murdered thousands of innocent children…

Gid directly harms the human body. I never expect a theist to know about their religion.

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u/Ok-Neighborhood-1953 2h ago

How did anything I say lead to the belief of a "second creator" There's one Creator. There's also a spirit that is responsible for all evil, and terrible things within the earthly realm. There was never any indication of sickness or illness before humanity had fallen due to the hands of Adam and Eve. God is able to hold such things back as His grace and mercy wills it. The murder of the Passover was a direct punishment from God for the continued stiffnecked nature from the Pharoah not issuing the Lords commands. The Lord had held it back and given him numerous chances to free God's people. He is merciful, loving, and forgiving...assuming His commands are followed.

There was no evil, disease or death in humanity before the fall of Adam and Eve. Only then would terrible things befall us after being tempted by Satan, the deceiver, the enemy. He's the one responsible for the horrendous things of this world. Not our God.

u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 30m ago

You said that god doesn’t create things that hurt humans. Well, if god didn’t create things that are bad for humans, how were they created without a creator? So, by your own logic, either god created everything, including bad things, or, there is a second creator. You literally cannot have it both ways.  

If Satan created the bad things that hurt humans, Satan has the power to create. 

Then, you are justifying killing a group of people for the actions of a other person that isn’t killed…

Gos god was angry with pharaoh and instead of punishing him, murdered children. Then you call that divine punishment….

What can a newborn do to deserve that?

Solely based on your comment just now, your god is pure evil.

And, besides rebelling against god, name one single evil act that Satan did. He never killed a single person. He never caused a plague. The Bible even says that Satan isn’t allowed to touch humans. The story of tortured job whose family was murdered….god did all that to Job, not Satan. Why did god do it? To prove to Satan that he could tortured his followers and they would still praise his name. 

God said to Satan: “hold my beer while I fuck up this man’s life and watch him still kiss my ass because he is too dumb to realize that I am toying with him to prove a point.”

You literally said your fod killed children and yet you refuse to call him evil. So, I ask of you:

Do you even think it is evil to kill innocent children? Just a simple yes or no answer.

Also, don’t imply that your god is my god. Unlike you, I hate child murderers.

u/Ok-Neighborhood-1953 3m ago

Humans are evil, Satan is evil. God is pure and just. The things that happened to Job were actually asked to occur through Satan directly to God's face. Yet God knowing the end from the beginning, knew that Job would remain faithful and a powerful testimony to the Lord. God doesn't kill, He renews.

I also hate child murderers, child sacrifice has always been a work of the devil.

But you're taking all this out of context. There's a reason the Bible has a New and an Old Testament. Humans can be redeemed and made whole through the precious blood of Jesus Christ. This shows His deep love for His creations and willingness to want to be with all of them for eternity. If we profess the name of Christ and trust that He is our savior and died for our sins.

Children are also pure in the eyes of the Lord. Any child that died during those days would've been immediately ascended into heaven with the Lord.

I am commanded to not cast pearls before swine. You are blatantly blaspheming the name of the Lord. I hope that you do find Christ one day and He offers you omission from your sins though this is clearly unfruitful as you are cherry picking Scripture without fully acknowledging the abandonment and rebellious nature of human beings. All of our suffering is caused from our wicked hearts and rebellion. Through trust in the Lord. No matter the circumstances, no matter the trials and tribulations, we still have freedom and joy through our love for Christ. As even in death, we will be freed to an eternity with our loving Father.

Good day, and may God bless you if it's in His will.

u/Ok-Neighborhood-1953 2m ago

And to answer your question. My God is your God, and every other living beings God. It doesn't mean they have to accept him as such.

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u/Due_Pea_5679 4h ago

Food?

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u/elbanzii 4h ago

yes, cannabis seeds oil

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u/Beachboy442 4h ago

Seeds are used to flavor soup n meat dishes

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u/AirBoring2827 4h ago

That’s not food, Homie come on now. Like it’s a useful plant, but Jesus Christ you’re really pushing it there

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u/Beachboy442 4h ago

I have no interest in filling your need for attention with senseless childish internet fights.

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u/PolarColas 4h ago

I thought senseless childish internet fights was the whole point of Reddit?

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u/Right_Secret1572 1h ago

"god" 😂

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u/Broxst 4h ago

What about the poisonous ones?

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 4h ago

Those are for when you're feeling adventurous enough.

u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 37m ago

Or if you hate your neighbors

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u/Abyssal_Groot 2h ago

Did they stutter?

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u/react-dnb 1h ago

Everything is edible once.

u/nikkitaee 53m ago

What about the poisonous ones?

Genesis 1WHOGIVESASHIT: "Then God said, 'Yay thou shalt use these poisonous ones to poison the non-believers who've imagined some shit other than thee."

u/mimimimi____ 37m ago

Used for medicine i guess

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u/Duchess1992 4h ago

Genesis 4:20-21 "²⁰And the Lord said unto thee Fuckin hit that shit yo! ²¹Fore I am your god, and we're about to get fuuuuucked uuuuuup!"

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u/daybenno 2h ago

“God made weed, man made alcohol. Which do you trust?”

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u/HypotenuseOfTentacle 2h ago

Fermentation happens with or without out help

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u/3BlindMice1 1h ago

Not to grains, usually. Fruit, sure, but grains are too dry to ferment naturally

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u/Nooby1990 1h ago

So... God made alcohol and man found more ways to make alcohol.

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u/Definitely_obvious 2h ago

And Hezekiah took that personally.

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u/elephant_cobbler 1h ago

So… they’re sinning by not baking edibles

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u/ki0dz 2h ago

I shocked some folks at my conservative church by quoting this in support of mj.

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u/Menes101 2h ago

i dont know why the day for weed is 4 / 20 when it should ve been 1 29

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u/Former-Extreme-1209 1h ago

Um, I think you lost that bible verse in translation.

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u/Financial-Solid-4775 1h ago

Just depends on the version of the Bible you read, but it's essentially the same message.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%201%3A29&version=KJV

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u/windsynths 1h ago

I don’t know if this is legit or not

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u/dangerousarmyvehicle 1h ago

How abt for gas?

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u/Ecstatic_Score6973 1h ago

if it says that in the bible then why tf do religious people try to say marijuana was the work of the devil? genuine question

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 1h ago

Cause they’re dicks who hate fun

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u/tranda_ 1h ago

So edibles are ok? Nice

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u/ethernate 1h ago

Revelation 22:2 : “the leaves of the trees are for the healing of the nations”

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u/CountNacula 1h ago

"Oh my me! I left Marijuana everywhere ."

u/_mayuk 16m ago

I prefer Sumerian myth of ANU teaching humans agriculture and giving them wheat , barley and weed … so bread bear and joints !!

We knew it since the origin of civilization guys !!

u/livinitup0 7m ago

He did not in fact say “here is powdered aluminum and glacial solvents for you to convert cbd into delta 8 thc with”

Not super amish if you ask me lol

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u/chiefrelichunter 4h ago

Food for the mind is still food!

  • Jesus

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u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers 2h ago

Ill never understand Christians that are prudes about weed