Before I get put in the book, a friend made this one and I will not incriminate him.

I know that the tabletop isn't anywhere close to being lore accurate but Jesus Christ, give farsight a buff and a points increase PLEASE

EDIT: I was looking at old points values and it turns out he's worth 20 more. Still fucking stupid so I'm keeping the post up.

Red Gobbo image taken from Lexicanum. Same for the Raven Guard insignia.

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Raven_Guard

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Da_Red_Gobbo

"They shall be my finest warriors."

"I shall give each of them emotions but treat them like shit so that they feel bad."

"I will make them able to individually make an army of soldiers but leave them with the ability to rebel if they choose to."

"I shall make each one loyal to their father and not to me. I will also not guarantee that their fathers will be loyal to me."

"They shall be warriors eternally, which will undoubtedly be great for their emotional growth. Also I will recruit them as hormonally raging teenagers."

"I will give them gifts. One will be immortal, while another will have schizophrenia. One may ask why they aren't all immortal. Shut up."

"I foresee with my psychic powers that they are our greatest hope. So I will not guard them nor leave them with Malcador, I will leave them with my friend Erda who has quite literally never done anything even resembling military service."

"They shall be my finest soldiers with roughly a fifty percent batting average. My Space Marines."

On the right are the two actors/doubles for characters in Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey.

The nails are biting this fella hard.