r/birbhostage • u/Kinky_Wolf • 1d ago
This is my life now Double whammy
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r/birbhostage • u/TungstenChef • Aug 30 '25
Meet the new boss, same as the old.
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After noticing that some of my old posts were being targeted by repost bots, I attempted to contact the old moderators to see if I could lend a hand, but it turned out they are no longer active on Reddit. I was able to gain control of the sub through the request process, and I'm here to clean house. I don't anticipate making any changes to the sub other than adding a new rule banning reposts, please report any that you see as a violation of that rule and I will bring the banhammer down on the bots. Other than that, I'm just here to enjoy birds lazing about on their human hostages like the rest of you. Please be excellent to each other and everything should go fine. If anybody has any ideas for improving the sub, you're welcome to speak up.
r/birbhostage • u/Life-Influence3145 • 4d ago
B I R B Well, I am Not moving for a while.
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r/birbhostage • u/Proper_Obligation217 • 5d ago
This is fine Post op birb inspection
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Just got my wisdom teeth out
r/birbhostage • u/tumblrralienzz • 8d ago
Send Help Is she malevolous enough?
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I’m scared
r/birbhostage • u/Purple_Coach_2887 • 10d ago
This is my life now I definitely didnt get a work from home job just to make him happy
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But it definitely does help
r/birbhostage • u/reptigirll • 11d ago
This is my life now Can’t move, must limit breathing
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Me and my boys
r/birbhostage • u/Birdo_guy • 10d ago
This is fine My ankled hurt
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I've been sitting for too long. But she rarely comes close to me so imma stay like this for a good long while
r/birbhostage • u/MoRukiki • 13d ago
Ok but i would also like to nap
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No one holds me when i want to sleep 🙄
r/birbhostage • u/autistic1of2 • 22d ago
This is my life now I know how this looks but I swear I'M the hostage in this situation!
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r/birbhostage • u/kaihent • 23d ago
It hurts so bad
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I let my other bird out for a bit before work and Miffy wants out as well but "someone" Won't go back in their cage if I get them out so he will have to wait till my roommate gets back in a bit. He’s very upset.
So I stuck my hand in the cage to be closer to him and he hops up on it and now he's loafing in my hand and it hurts so bad it hurts.
r/birbhostage • u/asdgujgimaca • 23d ago
This is fine i love to nap in my moms hand 5 hours a day. mom seems really happy as well.
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r/birbhostage • u/Nervous_Shelter_1042 • 24d ago
This is my life now HELP!!! I’m being kidnapped by a good pigeon!
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r/birbhostage • u/asdgujgimaca • 28d ago
This is fine I HAVE LIMITED TITOS MOBILITY
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birb has been contained with his favourite toys (BOTTLE CAPS, but only red bottle caps. he has 300 of them). who is hostage now huh?
r/birbhostage • u/Proper_Obligation217 • Jun 18 '26
This is fine Sleepy banana
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I was unable to disturb the banana for several minutes
r/birbhostage • u/kaihent • Jun 17 '26
This is my life now He will cry if I move or put him down
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He will coo as loud as he can and not stop until I pick him up again. Im stuck and my arm hurts lol.
He’s a needy baby.
r/birbhostage • u/bubufo123 • Jun 09 '26
This is my life now She took over my desk and use her cuteness as bribe 😭😭
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How should I use my pc
r/birbhostage • u/Icarium_23 • Jun 09 '26
This is fine Made a new friend the other day…
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