Thought this would be a funny challenge.
Anyways, I'll go first.
Lulu: So I got on the Rift with Vayne today, and while we walked to Bot Lane she said something to me for the first time... EVER!
Pix: Intrigued Pix noise
Lulu: Yeah, she asked "Lulu of the Rift, what is your wisdom?", which I thought was so thoughtful because I've been around for quite a few centuries, so I told her "I recommend skipping!"... but she wouldn't skip with me. That's 700 years of wisdom Pix, can you believe it?
Pix: Shocked Pix noises
Lulu: But I couldn't just be mopey so I skipped along while she did some ninja cartwheel move thing along the way. And guess what?
Pix: Inquisitive Pix noise
Lulu: I saw a tulip blossoming from the back of the Tier 1 turret!
Pix: Gasping Pix noise
Lulu: So I told her "Never look a tulip in the eye."
Pix: Affirmative Pix noise
Lulu: And you know what she did?
Pix: Head scratch
Lulu: She stared at the tulip with both of her eyes.
Pix: Irate Pix noises
Lulu: I know! She just "hmph'ed" and kept looking at it!
Pix: Moping Pix noise
Lulu: So I tried to lighten the mood by saying "We could go for a twirl!" but you know what she said?
Pix: Inquisitive Pix noise
Lulu: Ahem Giving her best Vayne impression "I have no time for nonsense."
Pix: More irate Pix noises
Lulu: And that hurt my feelings!
Pix: Mmhmm Pix noise
Lulu: So I transmogulated her!
Pix: Pix gasps
Lulu: I thought I taught that youngster a lesson. But you won't believe what happened next, Pix!
Pix: Sighing Pix noise
Lulu: Yeah. While I was warding a bush, you know the one with the mustache and glasses so those enemy meanies won't recognize it, right?
Pix: Nods
Lulu: Well Vayne ninja cartwheeled aaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way under the meanies' turret and died.
Pix: Facepalm
Lulu: That's right, Pix... Sigh Grumpy dewdrop!... Whoa... dizzy...