Sauron genuinely might be the most evil Marvel villain ever. Like dawg if this overgrown chicken nugget had created a cure Mar-Vell would still be alive…

So I saw a post showing off this contract and noticed that this clause said that the only limit to Spidey’s swearing is it‘s PG13.

This makes me really want to see a kids cartoon where Peter gets bleeped alot or like in Gravity Falls gets cut off before he does but it is still heavily implied he swears like a sailor.

I just think it would be really funny for him or all people to get this treatment.

The whites got Peter Parker, the blacks got Miles Morales but the indians got Spider Kash

Before you start to be all smart about the whole metabolism thing.. Do spiders look like they can eat whole pizza in one sitting and don't get fat? Either way if you want to check out my fat ass cooking some spidermans top food, here you go.

Love it or leave it, pinko pervert. You see, we try, and we care.

Could Woody Allen really take Spider-Man?

Here's the theory: https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/s/fLch7bh9d6

Man if only Sony could see any sign beforehand that this would be a good idea; maybe something like the entire goddam internet asking for it.