r/shittyfoodporn 1h ago

Small shrimps + Finnish bilberries

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I loved the texture on this and the sweet/salty contrast


r/shittyfoodporn 20h ago

The Anti-hunger protein loaf made with a carton of liquid egg whites, 99% lean ground turkey, and oats cooked low and slow. To be enjoyed without the hassle of napkins or utensils

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11.2k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 4h ago

Today's ration: BBQ chicken with colecanon

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370 Upvotes

Colecanon (probably spelled wrong, but I don't consider it a spelling error, rather its an assault on the English language) is an Irish food made with day old boiled cabbage and potatoes, making mashed potatoes with cabbage in it.

To make my shelf stable version of it i use powdered mash potatoes, in place of butter i use soy based buttery topping, and i use dehydrated boiled cabbage. Crumbling the cabbage and mixing with the powder potatoes then boiling water to heat and rehydrate. Salt can be added as well.

I bought the cabbage in 2012 from a farm stand at $1 each, canned it, then over winter spread it on window screens to dry it out. I packed jars of it for long term storage.

As per the chicken, yes the cans expired, so is the BBQ sauce, i was going to heat it up but didn't, so i mixed sauce into the chunks and added a few drops on top extra. No idea how old the sauce is, i think i bought it in 2019.

My stoves propane ran out so i only heated the colecanon and the chicken is cold. Its raining so I'm not switching to a new tank till its dry out.

This colecanon recipe was once in an article in backwoods home magazine over a decade ago because i wrote that article.


r/shittyfoodporn 14h ago

Don't put coconut syrup on toast

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804 Upvotes

Wanted a nice little late night sweet treat and decided to test out some coconut syrup I have on some toast and uhhhhhhh

Self explanatory


r/shittyfoodporn 4h ago

Just made mashed potatoes with endive and sausage

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80 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 21h ago

Mac and cheese cup with canned smoked oysters

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1.3k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

Garlic naan ham and cheese, low effort

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38 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 21h ago

I steamed carrots in my microwave egg cooker... and the water turned green?!?

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508 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 7h ago

Air fryer bbq sausages today

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38 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1h ago

Cucumber cream cheese everything seasoning anchovies and capers

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r/shittyfoodporn 37m ago

Baked potato layered with butter, cheese, and beans

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r/shittyfoodporn 47m ago

I wanted egg salad. I didn't have mayo. Or bread that wanted to act like bread.

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r/shittyfoodporn 17h ago

Came home to my roommate making dinner for himself

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142 Upvotes

Tomato sauce, sardines, and 3 eggs. Added some kimchi after I took this picture, and ate it with two slices of bread.


r/shittyfoodporn 19h ago

Cabbage soup with hotdogs

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156 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 14h ago

Czech hospital breakfast!

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46 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 6h ago

Dust bin surprise openface

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10 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 11h ago

Miso ramen with matcha broth.

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24 Upvotes

Imagine a very dense and water-lacking matcha that is slightly salty.


r/shittyfoodporn 19h ago

I tried, I really tried

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90 Upvotes

Starch, protein and veg… actually tasted bad too


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

anyone else put hot cocoa in coffee

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462 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Microwaved block of mince meat seasoned with black pepper, garlic powder, cumin and worcestershire sauce

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974 Upvotes

Might have used a bit too much garlic powder.


r/shittyfoodporn 18h ago

Strawberry Poptart PB&J

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58 Upvotes

tbh with one of those protein pop tarts, this would actually be a viable pre- or post-workout snack lol


r/shittyfoodporn 9h ago

Leftover Lotus Soup Mixed With Leftover Tomato Rice

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11 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 4h ago

Garnelenbrötchen and clafoutis

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4 Upvotes

No feet today cuz I don’t wanna spoil u 😔


r/shittyfoodporn 4h ago

Club crackers and condiments

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3 Upvotes

Paycheck ain’t gonna hit until tonight


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Brisling sardines on onion, horse reddish cheddar and a raw egg

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277 Upvotes