U can’t c me 📍 BK NY

You say why oh why, potato salad til I die :)

Will this be loved 😍??

It may be potato, it could be salad

But this must be shared in the world, from my mind to your device, it might get a laugh or not idk 🤔

But i shall be seen!!!!!

Does he take table photos or selfies too? Or is it only the photo ops?

Also it would help if you could mention what con you met him at

I’m finally saying it: John Cena and Potato Salad are the most toxic couple in WWE history and it’s ruinning my life😡💔

Honestly I’m so done. Everyone acts like John Cena and Potato Salad are "endgame" but have you actually looked at the red flags?

First of all...the power dynamic is insane. Cena is literally invisible half the time how is a side dish supposed to build a life with someone they can’t even see? It’s pure gaslighting!!!

Also Potato Salad has clearly peaked.It’s been the same bland mayo-heavy personality since 2012

Cena deserves someone with more zest like a Spicy Coleslaw or even a daring Caesar Salad. But no, he stays loyal to this mushy, starch-filled mess just for the "brand" It’s not "wholesome" it’s a PR stunt

If you still ship them, you’re part of the problem.Stay mad🙄🙄

(I just posted this in r/JohnCena which is literally a potato salad sub becuz I’m so sleep deprived I can’t with these communities apart anymore I'm taking deep breath and fighting for my life to finish this paragraph before I pass out✌️✌️ Goodbye Honey)

My bf’s birthday is coming up next month. Hes is a big big fan of john cena and wwe. Anything I can gift him? He has some of his figurines so I dont think figurine is a good idea. Maybe a tshirt? But im afraid idk which one. This will be a big help. We are long distance and havent met in a while… I want to make him happy :)

made this stupid unfunny crap
potato salad

u can sell anything at this point

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As Potato Salad approaches his final match ever next week, I wanted to combine my love for wrestling with my coding skills. I built a responsive tribute site to archive his stats and count down the seconds to the end of his career.

Check it out: https://potato-salad-mu.vercel.app/