r/nottheonion • u/ModenaR • 7h ago

Adolf Hitler’s birthplace in Austria reopens as a police station to deter Nazi pilgrimages

apnews.com

13.5k Upvotes

340 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Mountain_Love23 • 6h ago

Big Pork is Betraying Farmers and American Voters to Serve a Chinese Corporation

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79 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Wicked55Chevy • 20h ago

Man tossed by Yellowstone bison says hitting the ground was the worst part

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8.0k Upvotes

433 comments

r/nottheonion • u/mawhrinskeleton • 11h ago

House adopts Biggs’ amendment to slightly cut defense budget if Pentagon fails audit

thehill.com

1.2k Upvotes

37 comments

r/nottheonion • u/duckanroll • 10h ago

Russian senator calls for recruiting women and disabled people into drone defence units

novayagazeta.eu

530 Upvotes

103 comments

r/nottheonion • u/airbassguitar • 16h ago

Ford says Canada could ’dismantle the U.S. if we wanted to’ as premiers gather in P.E.I.

ici.radio-canada.ca

1.3k Upvotes

376 comments

r/nottheonion • u/airbassguitar • 53m ago

Carney government cut nearly half the jobs at nerve centre for managing wildfires: union

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• Upvotes

18 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Windows_66 • 5h ago

Waterloo council unanimously passes public defecation ban

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136 Upvotes

31 comments

r/nottheonion • u/FatalModelCustomer • 19h ago

Malaysian Minister claims work stress can "turn people gay"

bangkokpost.com

1.5k Upvotes

145 comments

r/nottheonion • u/No-Lifeguard-8173 • 1d ago

AI Companies Are Buying Tons of Old Books Because They’re Free of AI Slop

404media.co

9.9k Upvotes

399 comments

r/nottheonion • u/_galaxy_ • 16h ago

Too many hikers are pooping in Colorado's backcountry. Could "wag bags" be the answer?

coloradosun.com

676 Upvotes

170 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ubcstaffer123 • 19h ago

B.C. teacher’s certificate cancelled after messaging student about her breasts

ctvnews.ca

850 Upvotes

50 comments

r/nottheonion • u/DonkeyFuel • 1d ago

Anyone in Bluetooth Range Can Unlock Cars, Kill Engines Through Alarms Owners May Never Have Paid For

thedrive.com

2.3k Upvotes

154 comments

r/nottheonion • u/DonkeyFuel • 3h ago

Those Huge Truck Stop Signs Have A Lift Inside—And This Poor Guy Got Stuck In One

thedrive.com

27 Upvotes

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 1d ago

‘This is AI out of control’: Claude disobeyed Anthropic CEO in simulations

thebureauinvestigates.com

1.6k Upvotes

171 comments

r/nottheonion • u/FunAioli773 • 4h ago

Ben Gvir's Crocodile Moat: Construction Begins at Prison

jfeed.com

20 Upvotes

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/rspenmoll • 1d ago

Daniel Ortega Says Nicaragua Will Not Hold Elections Again

ticotimes.net

4.3k Upvotes

334 comments

r/nottheonion • u/laughable-rogue • 23h ago

Angels fire scout known as 'The Baseball Spy' for allegedly spying on Rockies, per report

cbssports.com

236 Upvotes

17 comments

r/nottheonion • u/EmperorOfTheSand • 1d ago

Chicago cubs fan slaps fellow supporter for sitting during national anthem

newsweek.com

1.7k Upvotes

546 comments

r/nottheonion • u/TripleShotPls • 2d ago

Carmakers Don't Think They Should Have to Fix Blindingly Bright Headlights

thedrive.com

19.2k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/nottheonion • u/He-Who-Reaches • 1d ago

Officers accused of misusing Flock cameras

ksla.com

2.8k Upvotes

77 comments

r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 1d ago

‘Baked bean cans’: Emirates boss to reject Boeing planes

brisbanetimes.com.au

1.4k Upvotes

90 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StatsFactsRants • 1d ago

A Minnesota town now boasts the world's tallest nutcracker

apnews.com

71 Upvotes

11 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Disorderly_Fashion • 1d ago

Luke Skywalker's 'Empire Strikes Back' lightsaber with severed hand attached auctioned for $3.75M

apnews.com

1.0k Upvotes

56 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Recent-Mousse6423 • 1d ago

Whitehorse Canada Tops Global Study for Cocaine metabolite in wastewater

yukon-news.com

527 Upvotes

Study: https://www.euda.europa.eu/publications/pods/waste-water-analysis_en

62 comments

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