r/Malaphors • u/Hetvenfour • 1d ago
Looking behind the sausage
Or alternatively - seeing how the curtain is made
r/Malaphors • u/CircularRobert • 20d ago
Good day all,
There has been a recent influx of reposts from r/Blanks, which does not fit in the spirit or aim of this Subreddit.
I have sent a modmail to their mods, to see what the cause is, but there are also now some restrictions in place to help prevent those posts from getting approved.
Please continue to report them, and I will continue to remove them and tighten up the restrictions until they stop. It's only basic rocket science.
r/Malaphors • u/Hetvenfour • 1d ago
Or alternatively - seeing how the curtain is made
r/Malaphors • u/Anarchaeologist • 1d ago
“Good night and good luck,” was the tagline of tv journalist Edward R. Murrow and the title of a 2005 movie about his reporting on the Red Scare in the US in the 1959s
r/Malaphors • u/Prom3th3an • 1d ago
Too many chiefs and not enough Indians + big fish in a small pond.
r/Malaphors • u/quantumspangles • 2d ago
Or, You can’t make a silk purse out of a turd.
You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
You can’t polish a turd.
r/Malaphors • u/awdrifter • 2d ago
Nails on a chalkboard + The nail that sticks out gets hammered down
r/Malaphors • u/howardewing • 3d ago
Burning a candle/ burning the bridge
r/Malaphors • u/Hot_Spenny • 3d ago
Haven’t lost a step/ Didn’t miss a beat
r/Malaphors • u/spike_beagle • 4d ago
Fortune favors the bold
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
r/Malaphors • u/mr_devil_styx • 4d ago
in case the original body text hath disappeared, sub the word “spreadsheet” into a movie quote … such as i have a bad spreadsheet about this …
r/Malaphors • u/ReadyFondant2 • 5d ago
I shoot an arrow into the air Where it lands i do not care
r/Malaphors • u/No_Pilot_9103 • 5d ago
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Your goose is cooked.
r/Malaphors • u/Prom3th3an • 5d ago
An apple a day keeps the doctor away + the early bird gets the worm
r/Malaphors • u/Docjaded • 5d ago
Morning coffee at the office and the bathroom rush it creates
r/Malaphors • u/salted_tate • 8d ago
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step + does a bear shit in the woods?
r/Malaphors • u/mmmmsriracha • 8d ago
A gem from my teenager. Corrected to a “one trick pony”. Teen didn’t understand reference.
r/Malaphors • u/Prom3th3an • 9d ago
The early bird gets the worm + a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
r/Malaphors • u/Dr_Doofus1729 • 9d ago
Kill two birds with one stone + getting stoned
r/Malaphors • u/Vivid_Transition4807 • 10d ago
He who laughs last dealt it.
r/Malaphors • u/AshamedFish2 • 12d ago
"Run for the hills" + "the hill you'll die on"
Maybe not the most original but I just thought of it.
r/Malaphors • u/Prom3th3an • 12d ago
It's a horse of a different color + You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink
r/Malaphors • u/Prom3th3an • 12d ago
"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt" carried to its natural extension in a grindy game or a grindy part of real life.
r/Malaphors • u/Evan__mk7 • 13d ago
My fiancé is a fountain of youth for these