r/Malaphors 20d ago

Other Recent crossposting spam

21 Upvotes

Good day all,

There has been a recent influx of reposts from r/Blanks, which does not fit in the spirit or aim of this Subreddit.

I have sent a modmail to their mods, to see what the cause is, but there are also now some restrictions in place to help prevent those posts from getting approved.

Please continue to report them, and I will continue to remove them and tighten up the restrictions until they stop. It's only basic rocket science.


r/Malaphors Sep 26 '17

Genesis

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2.1k Upvotes

r/Malaphors 1d ago

Looking behind the sausage

9 Upvotes

Or alternatively - seeing how the curtain is made


r/Malaphors 1d ago

Good Night, and Good Riddance

2 Upvotes

“Good night and good luck,” was the tagline of tv journalist Edward R. Murrow and the title of a 2005 movie about his reporting on the Red Scare in the US in the 1959s


r/Malaphors 1d ago

Too many big fish and not enough ponds

6 Upvotes

Too many chiefs and not enough Indians + big fish in a small pond.


r/Malaphors 2d ago

You can’t polish a sow’s ear.

11 Upvotes

Or, You can’t make a silk purse out of a turd.

You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
You can’t polish a turd.


r/Malaphors 2d ago

A ten dollar word in a five pound sack.

7 Upvotes

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r/Malaphors 2d ago

Nails on the chalkboard gets hammered down

1 Upvotes

Nails on a chalkboard + The nail that sticks out gets hammered down


r/Malaphors 3d ago

Burning a bridge at both ends

27 Upvotes

Burning a candle/ burning the bridge


r/Malaphors 3d ago

Haven’t lost a beat

4 Upvotes

Haven’t lost a step/ Didn’t miss a beat


r/Malaphors 4d ago

Fortune favors people in glass houses

12 Upvotes

Fortune favors the bold

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones


r/Malaphors 4d ago

saturday silliness…

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0 Upvotes

in case the original body text hath disappeared, sub the word “spreadsheet” into a movie quote … such as i have a bad spreadsheet about this


r/Malaphors 5d ago

"I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!"

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1 Upvotes

I shoot an arrow into the air Where it lands i do not care


r/Malaphors 5d ago

What's good for the goose is cooked.

25 Upvotes

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Your goose is cooked.


r/Malaphors 5d ago

An apple a day gets the worm

17 Upvotes

An apple a day keeps the doctor away + the early bird gets the worm


r/Malaphors 5d ago

Lead, follow, or get off the pot.

9 Upvotes

Morning coffee at the office and the bathroom rush it creates


r/Malaphors 8d ago

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a shit in the woods

22 Upvotes

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step + does a bear shit in the woods?


r/Malaphors 8d ago

I’m a one horse pony

8 Upvotes

A gem from my teenager. Corrected to a “one trick pony”. Teen didn’t understand reference.


r/Malaphors 9d ago

The early bird is worth two in the bush

19 Upvotes

The early bird gets the worm + a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush


r/Malaphors 9d ago

Let’s kill two birds and get stoned

29 Upvotes

Kill two birds with one stone + getting stoned


r/Malaphors 10d ago

Whoever smelt it laughs longest.

7 Upvotes

He who laughs last dealt it.


r/Malaphors 12d ago

Run for the hills you'll die on

46 Upvotes

"Run for the hills" + "the hill you'll die on"

Maybe not the most original but I just thought of it.


r/Malaphors 12d ago

You can lead a horse to a different color, but you can't make it drink the paint

2 Upvotes

It's a horse of a different color + You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink


r/Malaphors 12d ago

Been there twice, done that twice, upgraded to the +1 T-shirt

1 Upvotes

"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt" carried to its natural extension in a grindy game or a grindy part of real life.


r/Malaphors 13d ago

Mess with the lion get his cousin (tiger)

6 Upvotes

My fiancé is a fountain of youth for these