r/DestinyDadJokes • u/phylnausec • 5d ago
Made me chuckle
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r/DestinyDadJokes • u/MaineDood • Jun 21 '26
My dad asked for something groundbreaking for Father's Day...
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r/DestinyDadJokes • u/Renrem210169 • Jun 11 '26
What's the difference between a bottle of champagne and a dead Vex?
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One has fizz but the other is flat
r/DestinyDadJokes • u/EggNotorious • Jan 22 '26
Time is fragile.
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r/DestinyDadJokes • u/MaineDood • Jan 21 '26
I was assaulted by a man with a block of cheese.
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r/DestinyDadJokes • u/EggNotorious • Jan 19 '26
A tiny trip...
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r/DestinyDadJokes • u/EggNotorious • Jan 16 '26
A Bar
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r/DestinyDadJokes • u/swissh90 • Jul 01 '25
Shax: Do you have a foot fetish Guardian? As you seem to like Defeat!
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That will be all
r/DestinyDadJokes • u/WAAM86 • May 27 '25
What did Mithrax say to Eramis?
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I've fallen for you!!
r/DestinyDadJokes • u/Brilliant_Yak6944 • Dec 31 '24
Happy new year
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I remember last year like it was yesterday.
r/DestinyDadJokes • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '24
Which strike takes place at the city where Pete Parsons was born?
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Birthplace of the Vile
r/DestinyDadJokes • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '24
I’m a little concerned about if the Still Hunt nerf will affect its performance in non-raid activities…
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...but I think I will Still Hunt enemies efficiently with it.
r/DestinyDadJokes • u/[deleted] • Jul 01 '24
What does an Eliksni eat fries with?
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Ketch-up
r/DestinyDadJokes • u/random_eskimoo • Jun 12 '24
Which Destiny 2 weapon makes me hungry?
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Gravy Ton Lance
r/DestinyDadJokes • u/Shady_hatter • Jun 06 '24
No one knows what happened in the Pale Heart of the Traveler.
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Because Guardians don't leave any Witness.
r/DestinyDadJokes • u/Top-Log-8982 • Jun 06 '24
I wanted to talk about an opinion I have regarding Destiny 2…
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…but I’m afraid I would be met with Scorn by the Destiny community.
r/DestinyDadJokes • u/Angels3DCustoms • Jun 03 '24
Finally finished!!! Took longer than expected but looks great! Roughly 53" or 155cm Long!!
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r/DestinyDadJokes • u/[deleted] • May 26 '24
The devs should do something about Xenophage
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It’s had a bug ever since it was introduced
r/DestinyDadJokes • u/[deleted] • May 25 '24
What do you call a sadistic Destiny 2 player?
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A Tormentor.